We Can Do BI – Mark – Rockaraoke

Mark Vaillancourt (Blog | @markvsql) throwing down a BI parody at the Pragmatic Works SQL Rockaroke event during  PASS Summit 2012.

For those looking for the lyrics to record their own rendition, here you go:

Mmmm Dddd Xxxx Dddd Aaaa Xxxx

B I

[spoken]

We’ll do BI if we want to
We can leave OLTP behind
And if we want to look into next week
We can even Data Mine

I say, we’ll do BI if we want to
We don’t just play with cubes
And with PowerPivot and SQL 2012
Tabular is great for noobs.
We’ll do BI

We’ll do BI if we want to
We can leave OLTP behind
And if we want to look into next week
We can even Data Mine

I say, we’ll do BI if we want to
We don’t just play with cubes
And with PowerPivot and SQL 2012
Tabular is great for noobs

We’ll do BI

We’ll make dashboards when we want to
With indicators and KPIs
And especially with that awesome Power View
We can even visualize

Say, with multiples and play axis
Power View is really great
I recommend you start learning it now
So you don’t COME to the party late.

I say, We can slice, We can dice
Everything’s under control
We can slice. We can dice
Security is managed with Roles
We can slice. We can dice
With cool time intelligence, too
We can slice. We can dice
Bringing insight to youououou

We’ll do BI
Yes, we’ll do BI
Yes, we’ll do BI

Mmmm Dddd Xxxx Dddd Aaaa Xxxx
B I

We’ll do BI if we want to
The future is really bright
As long as we use it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we’ll do BI if we want to
Analytics will stick around
Taking data that’s raw, makin’ ya drop your jaw
Providing insights that are sound

I say, We can slice, We can dice
Everything’s under control
We can slice. We can dice
Security is managed with Roles
We can slice. We can dice
With cool time intelligence, too
We can slice. We can dice
Bringing insight to youououou

We’ll do BI x7

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One Comment Add yours

  1. Tuesday says:

    Th7#&t821a;s it, I’m not reading your posts ever again – I keep finding out all the mistakes I’ve been making for years ;). In all seriousness I knew troupe and troop to be different but had thought being a trooper referred to the tough slough of soldiering rather than the “show must go on” origin. Thanks for clearing that up. And great to have you back.

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